I am going to recap Vampire Idol based on what I understand. Please keep in mind, that I haven’t been able to find subs for this series yet, so I am going based on my limited understanding. And also DramaBeans excellent review of the 1st 3 episodes gave me a starting point. Please go here and read it, and look at all the lovely pictures. And then read everything else they have because it is really really good stuff.
A Long time ago, in a galaxy far far away…oh wait. In what looks like Dr. Who’s purple vortex is a planet inhabited by vampires. (Apparently called Vampirutus). These vampires used to be like our vampires, but they switched and became peaceful and drink blood from little bottles instead of from a pulsing human neck. No, I don’t know where they got the humans to feed from either or where they get the blood now. Maybe that is discussed, but I don’t know.
The narrator talks about 3 vampires. One has super hearing when he sticks his finger in his ear. (Kinda like Mork NaNuing) His name (title?) sounds like Gabriele Lance. The next looks like he is supposed to be very intelligent – and his name/title sounds like Gabriele Genius. The next guy wears a silver mask with a bat on it and seriously kicks butt. He gets blood on his face from the guys he is fighting licks it, and his eyes go blue. (What is it with Korean vampires and Blue Eyes?) And he goes to get his vampire drink on the old fashioned way – thru the jugular. His name/title sounds like OohKaRee Peduah. (BTW, these three are all pretty boys.)
Until I get better names, I am going to call these Mork, Genius and Mask. I am trying to come up with a clever collective name for the Trio, but I haven’t yet.
Anyway, this planet has a King, PaPaPa, who has a son, PaPa. (These are titles not names) There is a big ceremony where on the way all the girls (wearing dirndls !?) swoon over the prince. Who is this short guy who reminds me of Dave Lister (from Red Dwarf) without the dreads.
The prince’s name is: “Vampirutus Panyera Twilight Walakia Kunyaris Romania Blarantua Transylvania New Moon Tenios Bellanluci Breaking Dawn Draculu Oolala Eclipse Apalidia.” This is a direct copy and paste from Dramabeans review because I am not about to try to figure all that out. Although, for those who can read Korean it scrolls thru the screen at a very fast clip.
At the ceremony, the king puts his crown on the prince and the prince says his name (takes a couple breaths to do it and a few whimpers). The queen (Mrs Big Hair) fawns over her son. I think she and the king are talking about how attractive he is compared to the tall, dark and pretty Trio. The trio look like they agree, and are sad they are ugly. Ha. (poor trio)
Prince EtcEtcEtc gives his dad back the crown. And a steward’s (?) cell goes off. To a song that we will hear a lot of “Girls Girls.” Uh Oh. Apparently, this is bad. The KoreanWave isn’t supposed to stop at this planet. The king breaks the video/holographic device and yells and then calls for the steward to be dragged off, by a flippin’ knight! As he is dragged off, he opens his jacket and shows his Girls Girls tee, and chants a protest. Everyone is shocked. The queen pets the king to calm him down. I think he tells the prince how evil the Korean wave is.
After the king and queen leave (funny scene where the king/prince bump head) The prince wears a huge red diamond/ruby which apparently means something because he holds it and moans and groans. Apparently he likes Hallyu, too.
Then Mork/Genius tell him they got him tickets to the Girls Girl’s concert. But Mask is a party pooper and says he can’t do it. (I think cause he will get in trouble) The other 2 agree, or it appears to me. But then the Prince gets all happy and starts singing the song. so maybe they said it was Ok.
However, this scene is hilarious. He is singing/dancing and is letting it all hang out and his backup singers (Trio) standing ramrod straight and sing in a complete monotone. Seriously. It is a kinda like combo of dirge/Gregorian chant. (You’ve got to see it)
Then you switch to the Girls Girls concert – which is WAY autotuned – something I can’t stand. One wears a very weird hoodie (all hood no shirt) – on stage. She is white blonde. apparently she doesn’t speak. How she sings I don’t know. She also is a reverse Wilson – you only see the bottom half of her face and never the top half. My guess is that she is going to be an alien or something. I’m gonna call her Blondie.
Scene switches to an entertainment guy (VPDaddy) watching them on TV. One of the singer’s calls him. Apparently, she is his daughter. Explains the autotuning. A delivery girl comes in and delivers food. She is going to be huge part of this.
VPDaddy is looking for someone. and goes to an apartment. He is startled by a middle age lady wearing all kinds of face masks. (I assume for beauty treatments etc.) She kinda reminds me of Joan Rivers – I think she had more then her share of plastic surgeries.
There is a conversation that I don’t get between Lady and Daddy.
Switches to a scene in the woods where a guy is getting harassed by gangsters. He gets a page that makes him all excited just before they are going to bury him alive. Apparently, he knows about a diamond the size of his fist. Lead bad guy is interested until he tells him it is coming from space. He gets buried.
Back to the planet. Genius tells (well shows him on an iPad thingy) Prince that they are going to go to Korea. Drink fancy blood from little bottles, ride a limo to the concert and rock out in VVIP seats. (I just hope they don’t sing along)
The prince is concerned that Mask is going to start killing people, but Mask says he is Ok because he has his mask. (apparently it is a gas mask to remove the smell of humans or blood or something). Everyone gloats cause they are going fool the parents. Better then round robin.
Instead of a space ship, they have energy sphere to ride to earth, but something goes wrong and they get all shook up.
Then the BuriedGuy unburies himself. (uses his hand for a periscope to make sure it is safe for him to get out). Gets another page and is all excited. I think he is thinking of that diamond. He tries to sneak home, but he is caught. by VPDaddy.
VPDaddy isn’t happy. In comes the Lady wearing another beauty treatment mask, and she scolds BuriedGuy. He is all Mommmy (and hides behind her). Apparently, he promises VPDaddy something. and then the show ends with some funny bloopers.